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Double Live Album

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released August 21, 2010

Andy Mocker- Vocals, Bass
Eric Mocker- Vocals
Damon Mocker- Guitar, Keyboard
Joe Mocker- Drums, Guitar

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Track Name: Back To Basics
I gotta get back to basics
Back to basics
That's what I need to do
Back to basics
I gotta get back to basics
And do it soon

Sometimes I get a little confused
My brain just doesn't know what to do
I'm gettin' pulled this way and that
I end up wearin' too many hats

I'm gonna quit this dog and pony show
Stop trying to stand on just one leg
Stand up tall and brush off the cat hair
Pour myself a drink from a brand new keg

I wanna look in the mirror and like what I see
Hold my head high and be the real me
Life is short and life is hard
But being yourself will carry you far

Back to basics- Listening to music
Back to basics- Hanging with Coach
Back to basics- Jigsaw puzzles
Back to basics- Drinking with Roache
Back to basics- Third floor apartments
Back to basics- Joe is a douche
Joe is a douchebag- A big fuckin' douche
Joe is a douchebag- A big fuckin' douche
Joe is a douchebag- Have fun in Cleveland
Joe is a douchebag- You fuckin' douche
Back to basics
I gotta get back to basics
Track Name: Rock'n'Roll Weekend
If you're stuck in a rut
And you don't know what you need
Call on us to take you out
Drink a little beer, smoke a little weed

So come on, come on, come on
So come on, come on, come on
Join us, join us
Join us, join us

It's a rock n roll weekend (yeah yeah yeah)
It's a rock n roll weekend (no cares, no cares)
It's a rock n roll weekend
Let's get crazy, yeah

Go to Charlie's or the bowling alley
It doesn't matter where
We'll be so fuckin' high
We'll be walkin' on air

I heard the telephone
It rang my party bone
It rang my every bone
Because my party bone's connected to my every bone

It's a rock n roll weekend (yeah yeah yeah)
It's a rock n roll weekend (no cares, no cares)
It's a rock n roll weekend
Let's get crazy, yeah

It's a rock n roll weekend (yeah yeah yeah)
It's a rock n roll weekend (no cares, no cares)
It's a rock n roll weekend
Let's get crazy, yeah
Track Name: Spiedies And Beer
Hot summer day
I am on my way
Up to Binghamton for another party

It's someone's birthday
It's a good time
It's time to have some spiedies and drink some beer

Bright and sunny outside our window
I know it will be a good day
Bright and sunny outside our window
Merit get the fuck out of our way

Halloween time
Endicott crime
Down in Binghamton at another party

At The Sports Bar
Stroke from the car
I got in Binghamton at another party

Bright and sunny outside our window
I know it will be a good day
Bright and sunny outside our window
Merit get the fuck out of our way
Fuck out of our way
Track Name: Land Of Make Believe
When you're down and feeling blue
You're mind is spinning, you haven't a clue
There's a place that you can go
A place where imagination flows

Land of Make Believe
Singin' bout the Land of Make Believe
Praise the Land of Make Believe today (2x)

It's very simple to get to this valley
Hop on the tracks and take the Trolley

Land of Make Believe
Singin' bout the Land of Make Believe
Praise the Land of Make Believe today (2x)

King Friday
Prince Tuesday
X The Owl
Neighbor Aber
Daniel Tiger
Lady Elaine Fairchild
Bob Dog God Rest Your Soul
Track Name: The Dragon Queen
Well we all walk in the woods
We are dancing by the fire (Dancing by the fire)
Dragon fire is sweeping by the fire
And he sees twenty four faces
And he sees twenty four smiles
And he walks back to his house long ago

And he opens up his book of potions and spells
And he looks across the valley
And he says this place has gone to hell
I will curse The Dragon Queen
I don't like her, don't like her, don't like her
I'll curse her
With my Dragon Spleen

Well I've seen them across the plain
They think they are so good
But I The Dragon Queen
Will slay them like I should
They shouldn't eat my vegetables
They shouldn't steal my land
If I hadn't given the gold that was in their hand
I am The Dragon Queen
I am The Dragon Queen
I will come to your town
Watch out people across the land

But Dragon Queen can't you see
What you have done to us
We can't give any more
Our kids are all poor
They went rags and riches to the streets
Minus the riches

It wasn't like this long ago
Dragon Queen what have you shown
You've done nothing but bring us poison
Dragon Serpent Poison to our land

Snakes, snakes, snakes are in our land
Snakes, snakes, snakes are in our land
Snakes, snakes, snakes are in our land
Slithering up to you
Whispering, violent secrets of history
We have got to control it, the mighty Serpent King
If we are to conquer The Dragon Queen
We have got to conquer the mighty Serpent King

We have got to conquer The Dragon Queen
We must find The Tiger's Claw
For The Tiger's Claw could conquer all
The Dragon Queen
The Serpent King
None of them stand a chance with The Tiger's Claw

You are right, Oknarf
Thank you, Onganaut
And what do I have to say one more time as we go on our quest
To kill The Serpent King
To kill The Dragon Queen
I say

Oknarf and Onganaut are two brothers viking
Sought to slay The Dragon Queen
Oknarf and Onganaut are two brothers viking
Sought to slay The Serpent King

And when we enter that Serpent's Lair
My brother Oknarf is pitching his coins at The Serpent King
As if to say "King, don't come at us too hard"
But The Serpent King, he does not show any mercy
To the likes of the Vikings
We stared at that king and we said
Serpent King, Serpent King, you will not stand a chance against thee
Serpent King, Serpent King, you will not stand a chance against thee
Ha ha ha, ho ho ho, Serpent King your wife is a whore
Sssssssssssssssssssssss

And then The Serpent King he perished
And then the land was freed
But the world was not conquered
For The Dragon Queen still lived

I'll get you Oknarf and Onanaut,
You have not heard the last of me

I'll get you, I'll get you
Oknarf and Onganaut
I hate you, I hate you
You killed my king
And I'll make you pay
Oknarf and Onganaut
I'll take care of you
You'll see, and when I do
I'll make you pay through and through
You will pay for your misdeeds

I loved it when The Serpent King was here
He would give me comfort, call me dear
And for the fact that you killed him
Oknarf and Onganaut you will join him
In hell

I'm feeling weaker now that my king is gone
I'm feeling weaker
Don't push me out there
The Vikings stand and they stare
With battleaxes drawn
I don't wanna go there
Please don't, no I don't want to face them, no

Dragon Queen we have come for you
Don't push me there
Surrender now and we will not punish you
I was not planning on surrendering
I was not planning on surrendering
To the Vikings of
Surrender now or you will receive this [FART]
Fart Dust will not impale me
Fart Dust will not impale me
Fart Dust will be your doom
Surrender now or face a future of gloom

I think we've got her weaker Onganaut
I think we have The Dragon Queen at our mercy
That is right Oknarf
She is impaled by the fact that The King is no longer with us
Her strength is crumbling before us
Without The Serpent King she's really got nothing
Nothing but Stents
Maybe we'll have to slay her from the Stent up
Let's take that Stent and just go from there Oknarf
Let us pillage

We're attacking you for the last time
The Dragon Queen
Killing you, you are The Dragon Queen
We're about to get that back to you
Dragon Queen you will pay the price
For what you've done to our town
You've pillaged and plundered and we'll give it back to you
We will pillage and plunder and we'll multiply that five times two
Oh yeah, Dragon Queen
Oh yeah, Dragon Queen
Oknarf stabs The Dragon Queen
Onganaut stabs The Dragon Queen
Her last breath is spoken
What does she say?
Oknarf and Onganaut are two brothers Viking
Who stood the test of time
They were young and virgins to the world
But they are the conquerers of history
We fuckin' rule the middle ages
Too big for a trilogy
Track Name: Talkin' Mike Pufky Retirement Blues
Coke pinchin', shot drinkin', fag hatin'
Son of a bitch
Slow walkin', almost limpin', done workin'
Son of a bitch

I’m talkin' Mike Pufky retirement blues (4x)

Coke snortin', beer swillin', ugly woman fuckin'
Son of a gun
Harley ridin', TV fixin', beard wearin'
Son of a gun

I'm talkin' Mike Pufky retirement blues (4x)

Coke pinchin', shot drinkin', fag hatin'
Son of a bitch
Coke snortin', beer swillin', ugly woman fuckin'
Son of a gun

Analog man in a digital world
(Well congrats for thirty years past
But technology is movin' too fast)

Analog man in a digital world
(It goes in waves not on and off)
Track Name: Dead Haitians
ell we told you about that tidal wave
And all the Indonesians that could not be saved
Once again the earth is a-shakin'
We're talkin' about a little half-island nation
Thousands and thousands and thousands
Of Dead Haitians

Well we told you 'bout that gunman in Binghamton
Bringing all this bad news sure ain't fun
Once again things are gettin' mighty tragic
Must be time for a little Mocker magic
Thousands and thousands and thousands
Of Dead Haitians

Dead Haitians in the street, Dead Haitians in the ground
Dead Haitians piled up in great big mounds
Dead Haitians in the west, Dead Haitians in the east
Dead Haitians are the kind of Haitians I like least

Well the Mockers are back, it's no coincidence
That there's death and destruction in Port au Prince
Once again the racial slurs are flyin'
Must be a whole lotta poor people dyin'
Thousands and thousands and thousands
Of Dead Haitians

Thousands and thousands and thousands
Of Dead Haitians
Dead Haitians
Dead Haitians
Dead Haitians
Track Name: PBS Program Relief Fund
Send your money now
Send your money now
To the PBS Program Relief Fund
Send your money now
Send your money now
To the PBS Program Relief Fund

Greg Keeler, Andrew Pioch
Bumblebees and Binghamton Mets
I can't remember all the names, so I'll just yack
David Wright, Jose Reyes
I can't remember
I can't remember, PBS

Send your money now
Send your money now
To the PBS Program Relief Fund
Send your money now
Send your money now
To the PBS Program Relief Fund
Track Name: Another Cloudy Day
Another cloudy day, rain drips down my cheek
Steppin' on the cracks in the sidewalk and I just can't shake this heat
Cold sweat in the late night glow and a tear swells in my eye
Tossin' and turnin' with the same sad dreams, but I just can't seem to cry

And Lord, look down on me and smile
Forgive me for the bad times and give me just a little while
And Lord, please help me find a little strength
I ain't never had much faith, but I need it down in this lonely place

Thirty years have come and gone, I can't tell you I've done it right
Drug and drink have gotten me nowhere and I see no end in sight
Thirty more years left in me? I can't tell you cuz I just don't know
Sometimes I feel like givin' up, but there's something that I need to show

And Lord, look down on me and smile
Forgive me for the bad times and give me just a little while
And Lord, please help me find a little strength
I ain't never had much faith, but I need it down in this lonely place

Memories flash through my mind, friends they come and go
Never even realized that they were the seeds I've sewn
Reflections in a cloudy mirror can't show me who I am
I try to learn from my mistakes, but then I make them all over again

And Lord, look down on me and smile
Forgive me for the bad times and give me just a little while
And Lord, please help me find a little strength
I ain't never had much faith, but I need it down in this lonely place

Another cloudy day, rain falls in my eye
Sometimes I feel like giving up, I'm gonna give it just one more try
Track Name: Restless
Some days are made for walking
That's what John Pioch said
Some days you're better off
Never getting out of bed
These restless days
My reckless ways
Will see the end of me

I used to be lonely
Now I'm never alone
Sometimes I just need some time
To work things out on my own
These restless days
My reckless ways
Will see the end of me

Some days I get no peace
No matter how I clear my mind
Sometimes I find myself
Only to lose what I find
These restless days
My reckless ways
Will see the end of me

everyday are made for singing
everyday are full of strife
everyday I just can't believe I made it out alive
These restless days
My reckless ways
Will see the end of me
Track Name: Wedding Daze
Wedding Daze, Wedding Daze
Tie on the head, bulldozer gaze
Wedding Daze, Wedding Daze
Bubby Nagel's car is in a blaze

Joe's wedding held on New Year's Eve
By the end we couldn't wait to leave
Vows were had that special day
Too bad there was no food on the tray
Knights Of Columbus, here we come
One month to plan, but it wasn't done

Wedding Daze, Wedding Daze
Tie on the head, bulldozer gaze
Wedding Daze, Wedding Daze
Bubby Nagel's car is in a blaze

Crying sister, jet black hair
Play me Kenny G if you dare
Only two songs where we could dance
Gamosh's kid done shit his pants
Joe's mom cried, felt left out
Maybe her pussy was in a drought

Wedding Daze, Wedding Daze
Tie on the head, bulldozer gaze
Wedding Daze, Wedding Daze
Bubby Nagel's car is in a blaze

Wedding Daze, Wedding Daze
Tie on the head, bulldozer gaze
Wedding Daze, Wedding Daze
Bubby Nagel's car is in a blaze
Track Name: Brand New Day
Your time is not my time
I'm sorry we couldn't make it happen
Couldn't make it shine

But tomorrow is a brand new day
And I hope that we both make it out in our own way
But tomorrow is a brand new day
And I hope that we both make it out in our own way

Well I'm sorry that our last words were a shout
We both know that we couldn't take it any longer
Had to get out

But tomorrow is a brand new day
And I hope that we both make it out in our own way
But tomorrow is a brand new day
And I hope that we both make it out in our own way
so lets pack up or old weathered bags move on separately
Track Name: Urine Cleanse
A lot's been on my mind
Like a big thick cloud
When did I last smoke some grass?
My job is on the line

Asked the girls at Target
If they had anything for me
Reffered me to CVS
Where I bought my home piss test (HPT baby)

Let me pass, let me pass
You did it for Moses, you can do it for me
Smokin' grass, smokin' grass
Urine cleanse please clean my pee

Will they find the THC?
Hey you, come pee for me
I cannot believe what Pioch has wrought for thee

Let me pass, let me pass
You did it for Moses, you can do it for me
Smokin' grass, smokin' grass
Urine cleanse please clean my pee

My pee, clean my pee
My pee, clean my pee
My pee's tainted, tainted pee
My pee is tainted urine cleanse come help me
Track Name: The Law Of Averages
A frozen river can't flow upstream
A troubled mind cannot dream
A crippled man cannot walk
A fucking mutie cannot talk

Well you can try
You can try
You can really try
But you'll fail

A blind man who cannot see
A golfer can't drive without a tee
A fisherman without a pole
A clergyman who's got no soul

Well you can try
You can try
You can really try
But you'll fail

Photography class without a Trapper
A diarrhea man without a crapper
A quiet car without a muffler
A porn star with no fluffer

An alcoholic without a beer
Barry Bonds without the Clear
A waxing moon that cannot wane
A woman who does not complain

Well you can try
You can try
You can really try
But you'll fail

Yes you can try
You can try
You can really, really try
But you'll fail
Track Name: Tomorrow
What you gonna do today?
Don't say sit inside
What you gonna do today?
Don't sit away and hide

Tomorrow gonna make a new you
Break through to the one that I knew
Tomorrow gonna make a new you
Break through to what I know you can do

What you gonna do today?
Don't sit away in a haze
What you gonna do today?
Get out and make some memories

Cuz that's what life is for
It's for the living I'm sure
So get out of your chair
And make all new memories

Tomorrow gonna make a new you
Break through to the one that I knew
Tomorrow gonna make a new you
Break through to what I know you can do

Tomorrow, Tomorrow, Tomorrow
Make a new you
Tomorrow, Tomorrow, Tomorrow
Break on through
Tomorrow, Tomorrow, Tomorrow
Let's see the real you
Track Name: Nothin' But A Good Time
Not a dime, I can't pay my rent
I can barely make it through the week
Saturday night I'd like to make my girl
But right now I can't make ends meet

I'm always workin' slavin' every day
Gotta get a break from that same old same old
I need a chance just to get away
If you could hear me think this is what I'd say

Don't need nothin' but a good time
How can I resist
Ain't lookin' for nothin' but a good time
And it don't get better than this

They say I spend my money on women and wine
But I couldn't tell you where I spent last night
I'm really sorry about the shape I'm in
I just like my fun every now and then

I'm always workin' slavin' every day
Gotta get away from that same old same old
I need a chance just to get away
If you could hear me think this is what I'd say

Don't need nothin' but a good time
How can I resist
Ain't lookin' for nothin' but a good time
And it don't get better than this

You see I raise a toast to all of us
Who are breakin' our backs every day
If wantin' the good life is such a crime
Lord, then put me away
Here's to ya

Don't need nothin' but a good time
How can I resist
Ain't lookin' for nothin' but a good time
And it don't get better than this

Don't need nothin' but a good time
How can I resist
Ain't lookin' for nothin' but a good time
And it don't get better than this

Don't need nothin' but a good time
How can I resist
Ain't lookin' for nothin' but a good time
And it don't get better than this
Track Name: I'm Cohutta
The fatted calf, the southern gentleman
I've got all the money, I've conquered The Ruins
Look at the scorpion on my hand
All I want is you Kelly Ann

Cohutta, Cohutta, Cohutta, Cohutta
Cohutta, Cohutta, Cohutta

The champions are a shady crew
They'll be crying bitches when I'm through
Look at my shiny shark tooth
I want Kelly Ann in a phone booth

Cohutta, Cohutta, Cohutta, Cohutta
Cohutta, Cohutta, Cohutta

Where'd Wes' money go? I took it
Where'd Cyrus' money go? I took it
Where's Johnny's money going? I'm taking it
Where's Kenny’s money going? I'm taking it
Where's Evan's money going? I'm taking it

Who are you?
Cohutta, Cohutta, Cohutta, Cohutta
Cohutta, Cohutta, Cohutta

Cohutta, Cohutta, Cohutta, Cohutta
Cohutta, Cohutta, Cohutta
Track Name: Unclaimed Mind (Patterson's Tooth)
Fifty cents or two dollars for that unclaimed mind
I think I'll claim that unclaimed mind for my very mind
How much for that unclaimed mind?
A dollar fifty?
I've got the fifty
Anybody got a dollar for my unclaimed mind?
Anybody?

Can't say I do, but I want that unclaimed mind too
I'd like it for myself

It's not yours, I saw it first

You'll just have to pick up another one

I can only quench my thirst
That one's mine, that unclaimed mind

You think you saw it, it's too late in time cuz I saw it first

It's not too late in time (Oh yes it is)
I saw it first, my mind (Oh yes it is, Oh yes it is)

I want that unclaimed mind, I claim it for mine

But you can't

But I can

No you can't

Yes I can it's mine, that unclaimed mind (It's an unclaimed mind)

It's an unclaimed mind (It's an unclaimed mind)
It's an unclaimed mind (It's an unclaimed mind)

It won't be unclaimed much longer
Cause I claim it for mine, that unclaimed mind (It's an unclaimed mind)

It's an unclaimed mind

It's a gold mine (It's an unclaimed mind)
It's a diamond mine
It's a coal mine (It's an unclaimed mind)
It's a uranium mine
It's a land mine (It's an unclaimed mind)
It's my unclaimed mind

Two plus two equals five
Now you see why I need that unclaimed mind

Two plus two equals nine
Now I took back my unclaimed mind

It's an unclaimed mind (It's an unclaimed mind)
It's an unclaimed mind (It's an unclaimed mind)
It's an unclaimed mind (It's an unclaimed mind)
It's an unclaimed mind (It's an unclaimed mind)
It's an unclaimed mind (It's an unclaimed mind)

I hope I don't have to play the chorus game to this one

Why? The name of this song is Patterson's Tooth (This song's not called unclaimed mind)

It's called Patterson's Tooth, Patterson's Tooth, Patterson's Tooth

It's actually called Hobart's Revenge
Track Name: The Mockers Are Back For You
Well guess what, The Mockers are back
Drinking, Smoking, On the attack
Like a jumpin' potato sack
The Mockers are back

Some might say we're just a fad
Others say we're just plain bad
But We're Back, Yes We're Back, The Mockers are back
The Mockers are back for you
(The Mockers are back, The Mockers are back)
The Mockers are back for you
(The Mockers are back, The Mockers are back)

From Johnson City to Binghamton
Full-fledged party samaritans
Yes we're back
The Mockers are back
So raise that glass and smoke that bowl
Our rock'n'roll might save your soul

Cuz We're Back, Yes We're Back, The Mockers are back
The Mockers are back for you
(The Mockers are back, The Mockers are back)
The Mockers are back for you
(The Mockers are back, The Mockers are back)

So get out your chair
Put your beer in the air
Join us if you dare
Track Name: A Mocker Family Christmas
Well you have chestnuts and mistletoe
And white snow that will blow
You have Rudolf and Frosty
And old toys that get dusty
You have ol' Tannenbaum and Santa Claus
Plus cookies, ornaments and eggnog

It must be Christmastime
It must be Christmastime
It must be mother fucking Christmastime
It must be Christmastime
It must be Christmastime
It must be mother fucking Christmastime

You have Hanukkah and Kwanza
Menorahs and stockings
You have the hustle and bustle
And the flexing of shopping muscle
You have the birth of Jesus The Nazarene
And if you're lucky Guitar Hero Part Three

It must be Christmastime
It must be Christmastime
It must be mother fucking Christmastime
It must be Christmastime
It must be Christmastime
It must be mother fucking Christmastime

Ho ho ho, Who wouldn't know
Ho ho ho, Who wouldn't know
Ho ho ho, Who wouldn't know

It must be Christmastime
It must be Christmastime
It must be a Mocker family Christmastime
Track Name: Frosty The Snowman
Frosty the snowman was a jolly happy soul
With a corncob pipe and a button nose
and two eyes made out of coal
Frosty the snowman is a fairytale they say
He was made of snow but the children
know how he came to life one day
There must have been some magic in that
old silk hat they found
For when they placed it on his head
he began to dance around

Oh
Frosty the snowman
was alive as he could be
And the children say he could laugh
and play just the same as you and me
Thumpity thump thump
thumpity thump thump
Look at Frosty go
Thumpity thump thump
thumpity thump thump
Over the hills of snow

Frosty the snowman knew
the sun was hot that day
So he said
Let's run and
we'll have some fun
now before I melt away
Down to the village
with a broomstick in his hand
Running here and there all
around the square saying
Catch me if you can
He led them down the streets of town
right to the traffic cop
And he only paused a moment when
he heard him holler "Stop!"
For Frosty the snow man
had to hurry on his way
But he waved goodbye saying
Don't you cry
I'll be back again some day

Thumpity thump, thumpity thump
Thumpity thump, thumpity thump
Look at Frosty go

Thumpity thump, thumpity thump
Thumpity thump, thumpity thump
Over the hills of snow
Track Name: Saved By The Bell
When I wake up in the morning
And the alarm gives out a warning
I don't think I'll ever make it on time
By the time I grab my books
And I give myself a look
I'm at the corner just in time to see the bus fly by

It's alright 'cuz I'm saved by the bell (Ding)

If the teacher pops a test
I know I'm in a mess
And my dog ate all my homework last night (Woof, Woof)
Ridin' low in my chair
She won't know that I'm there
If I can hand it in tomorrow it will be alright

It's alright 'cuz I'm saved by the bell (Ding)

Mark-Paul Gosselaar
Tiffany Amber Thiessen
Elizabeth Berkley
Dustin Diamond
Dennis Haskins
Lark Voorhies, Lark Voorhies

'Cuz I'm saved by the bell (Ding)
Saved by the bell (Ding)
Saved by the bell (Ding Ding-a-ding, Ding Ding-a-ding)

Fuck you Mario Lopez
Track Name: The Trouble With Tribbles
Well, it's time to sing a little song
About a space ship that's on a five year mission
To boldly go where no man has gone before
They were in the middle of space and they spied a space station
Space station K7 was there
Captain Kirk thought it would be an easy affair
Until he saw the Klingons there

He beamed some crew members over and what did they see?
Cute little tribbles purring free
That little black vixen Uhura she bought one
And she took it to the ship
She took it to the ship
She took it to the ship and they did multiply
And Uhura, she did cry
Cuz one tribble turned into two
And the two turned into four
And four turned into eight
And the next thing you knew
There were four hundred and twenty four

The trouble with the tribbles
The trouble with the tribbles
Trouble with the tribbles they did have
The trouble with the tribbles
The trouble with the tribbles
Trouble with the tribbles they did have

The Klingons were there
Plotting a treacherous dead
They poisoned the grain Quadrotriticaline
And the tribbles ate it up
The tribbles did die
Captain Kirk discovered all the dead tribbles when they poured over him
He was buried in dead tribbles

The trouble with the tribbles
The trouble with the tribbles
Captain Kirk almost died
The trouble with the tribbles
The trouble with the tribbles
Captain Kirk hurt his pride

The trouble with the tribbles
The trouble with the tribbles
Captain Kirk almost died
The trouble with the tribbles
The trouble with the tribbles
Captain Kirk hurt his pride
Track Name: Junk Mail
Junk mail you get it every day
Junk mail it really shits the bed
Junk mail

I'm talkin' bout flyers
I'm talkin' bout Mr. Pioch or Current Resident
Don't wanna see that shit anymore

Junk mail, ahhhh
I hate that fuckin' shit
Junk mail, ahhhh
I think it's the pits

I like getting the mail
Getting my magazines
Getting my letters
And getting my bills, I don't even mind that
But there's just one thing I don't want to see
When I open up my mailbox

Junk mail, ahhhh
I hate that shit
Junk mail, ahhhh
I think it's the pits

Junkety Junk, Junkety Junk
Junk mail fuckin' blows
Junkety Junk, Junkety Junk
Go, go, go
Go to the recycle bin, that's where you belong
Not in my mailbox, not at all
Go, go, go
Fuckin' junk mail, ahhh

Oh yeah, fuck you junk mail
Fuck you, junk mail
Track Name: Charlietown
I met a guy named Tony
I met a guy named Bob
We met down at the local bar
Some people call it Charlietown
He showed me Indian tattoos
That he got in the pen
He said stay away from that place
Don't rob in Binghamton

It all happens in Charlietown
It all happens in Charlietown
Strange places where things go down
Yes it happens in Charlietown

I met a woman named Simmons
I met a woman named Criss
Bob and Tony were hitting on them
But it's a lesbian tryst

Foosball, Burn In Hell
It all happens in Charlietown
Foosball, Burn In Hell
Rivera's a Puerto Rican in Charlietown
Track Name: Dirt Track
Let's get there early, make things go right
Me and the pit crew help us win tonight
Make sure Bubby's ok
This ain't last Saturday

Down at the dirt track (3x)

Got a good felling, gonna win this thing
Hall of Fame, I am the dirt track king
With my crew by my side
Going for the quickest ride

Down at the dirt track (3x)

Spinning my wheels, you know I'm for real
Car's in tune, feeling I can't lose
But then I'm the fool
Oww, this wall!
Where did it come from?
My car's in a blaze
And I've lost again
Track Name: Recovery
Well I've been good
And I've been bad
I prefer the bad times
So let debauchery be had

Some times are crazy
Some times are clean
I prefer those crazy times
So let's get a little obscene

Recovery, don't sell that shit to me
Recovery, gimme spiedies and beer and a Binghamton party
Recovery, don't sell that shit to me
Recovery, spiedies and beer and a fuckin' party

So fuck the daytime
Live for the night
I prefer the night time
So throw back, do it right

You feel the morning
Crawling up on you
I prefer those mornings
Gives us what we're giving to you

Recovery, don't sell that shit to me
Recovery, gimme spiedies and beer and a Binghamton party
Recovery, don't sell that shit to me
Recovery, spiedies and beer and a fuckin' party

Even when it's light outside (Joe is a douchebag)
And when it's dark inside (Joe is a douchebag)
Climbed up a mighty hill (Joe is a douchebag)
Sniffed those panties well (Joe is a douchebag)
Rock 'n' roll weekends (Joe is a douchebag)
And their goodbyes (Joe is a douchebag)
And now recovery (Joe is a douchebag)
Track Name: Goodbye Rock'n'Roll Weekend
What have I done these past couple of days?
I thought long and hard but I could not say
Was to be a good time with a couple of friends
But when I woke up Sunday it was over then

Goodbye Rock'n'roll Weekend, goodbye
Say goodbye in this letter I send
Now it's time for the bridge to mend
Goodbye Rock'n'roll Weekend, goodbye
Say goodbye in this letter I send
Now it's time for it all to end

Too much drink and too much weed
Made me feel real good, but made my insides bleed
Too much of everything, too much coke
Laughed a lot, but realized I was the joke

Goodbye Rock'n'roll Weekend, goodbye
Say goodbye in this letter I send
Now it's time for the bridge to mend
Goodbye Rock'n'roll Weekend, goodbye
Say goodbye in this letter I send
Now it's time for it all to end

[Solo]

Rock'n'roll Weekend it's been fun
About two years past being overdone
Pave new roads to do new things
It's a whole new weekend, let's see what it brings

Goodbye Rock'n'roll Weekend, goodbye
Say goodbye in this letter I send
Now it's time for the bridge to mend
Goodbye Rock'n'roll Weekend, goodbye
Say goodbye in this letter I send
Now it's time for it all to end

I look forward to this brand new day
When I won't forget the things that I say
Won't push the good things away
I'll walk straight, I will not sway
All sing with me today, today
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, yeah
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, yeah
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, yeah
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, yeah
Track Name: Electric Fornication
Electric fornication
Autoerotic nation (Electric fornication is sweeping this nation
Synthetic masturbation all across this land)
Electric fornication

Are you an A, a B, a C, or a D
Not talking 'bout your titties but your batteries
Electric fornication
Autoerotic nation (Electric fornication is sweeping this nation
Synthetic masturbation all across this land)
Electric fornication

Took her to the sex store and what did she see
It was a toy way bigger than me
She was satisfied late at night
Cuz she knows she finally got it right
Electric fornication
Autoerotic nation (Electric fornication is sweeping this nation
Synthetic masturbation all across this land)
Electric fornication

Itsy bitsy teenie weenie
She don't want it anymore
Itsy bitsy teenie weenie
She don't want it anymore
Going down to that sex store
Every day to get it right
Going down to that sex store
Every day to get it right
She can do it, I don't care
She really needs it everywhere
Really needs it everywhere
I can't do it anymore (Electric fornication is sweeping this nation
Electric fornication all across this land)
Track Name: Equal Opportunity Load Shooter
When all you sluts are in heat and you're ready to mate
I don't discriminate by height or weight
I'm gonna shoot, shoot, shoot all over your face
I don't discriminate by religion or race

I'm an equal opportunity load shooter
Equal opportunity load shooter
I'm an equal opportunity load shooter
Equal opportunity load shooter

If you're old enough to bleed I will give you my seed
I don't discriminate by color or creed
If you're crippled or diseased just get down on your knees
I don't discriminate baby I aim to please

I'm an equal opportunity load shooter
Equal opportunity load shooter
I'm an equal opportunity load shooter
Equal opportunity load shooter

Bop Bop Doobee Dop Bop Bop (4x)

It's first come first served then I'll shoot my reserves
I don't discriminate I'll give you what you deserve
You've got a hungry mouth to feed and I know what you need
When you swallow my load satisfaction's guaranteed

I'm an equal opportunity load shooter
Equal opportunity load shooter
I'm an equal opportunity load shooter
Equal opportunity load shooter

Bop Bop Doobee Dop Bop Bop